Andrew and Sabrina sent me this photo, described as “vagina cupcakes,” (not by A&S) on twitter:
And my reaction was, “These are beautiful!”
They are! They’re anatomically correct and exhibit lovely diversity, including diversity of menstrual phase. I could only ask for a surgically constructed vulva and a bit more hair. I love them.
My reaction was also, “These are VULVA cupcakes, not vagina cupcakes.”
And then I clicked on the Facebook link to the image and found the comments associated with the picture… Here’s a sample. (I took out the “LOL!!” comments, as contributing nothing of interest to anyone.)
Charlie Moores COOTER PIE
Jon Robinson man i got have one or two
Victor A. Martinez They look finger licking good …lol
Lonnie Eff Pass
Victoria Sunny Earles ummmm wow
Melissa Shrum Some look nasty
Michelle Bouldin Spearing Nasty!
Nina Howell OMG! Vs! Hahaha
Jade Thi Quach Why do they look like vagina?
Alicia Thompson OMG thise are the best cup cakes ive ever seen so perverce
Ginger Yeverino COCHINO!!!
Oralia Acosta yuk! it’s gross to treat food like that! And it’s sexist! Oh well, just my interesting point of view!
Danielle D Mendoza im glad im not the only one who thinks they look like a vagina
Jamie Hamilton shoulda served these at my wedding!
Andy Tuấn Anh Trần Mankind had made another sex toys for men.
Georgina Soirez Salazar Odd looking….hmmm!!
Darius Wayne Thomas Looks good enough to eat 😀
Craig Scully Nadherny AWESOME!!!
Marie Haynes eewwwwww..!!!!!!
Amber DeFord that is so disgusting.
Tom Floyd Nasty!One has bumps on it,should have used a rubber!
Aye Cee omg those look tastey
Brian K. Fontenot II TwatCakes Anyone?!?!?! LMFAO!!!! Just don’t eat the third one from the left on the second row… It needs medicine…
Brittany Searcy And the one on the third row, third from the right, looks like it has a tampon string hanging out. Fn gross.
Beverly Smith De flowered to the max! Wonder if the red colored one would taste like cinnamon?!
Miranda Hutton Wtf? Lol
Alicia Devore AWESOME!!
Keila Sanchez Yuk! Some look sick!! Lol
Michael Kelker BAD ASS
Caketop-pix ByTiff Couchcakes 😛 Blehhhhh *pukes*
Brad Snodgrass Some chick up there said this is sexist? Get real, chicks parade penises around like theyre going out of style at bachelorette parties. Let the guys have some fun, hypocritical tight-ass…
Grace Rocha-Ferreira Seems to me like someone has beeeeeeen around…. LOL!
Marcus Mosley Lets see, one has warts, the other is from the 80’s, and one just got a creampie. Giggady!
Sharon Brooks Stupid shit! post this elsewhere please. kids do get on facebook.
Justin Reilly Belton wth are these?
Monica Santoya Eww ones bleeding Lmfao!!!
Andrea Park Lol..what happened to ‘pie’????…YUCK
Kush Patel I cannot begin to describe how much win this is..
Jason Mbazira can i order 4 it pliz
Michael G Clarkson See, I was thinking this very well could be the view of airport security at like a Miss Universe pageant? Do these qualify as…wait for it…waaaaait for it…“Finger foods?” No, no…“This is your coochie! Now, this is your coochie on a baker’s tin!” I would imagine there’s not only an after taste but a…special…fragrance lingering on one’s breath? Wait…these are test dummies for Victoria’s Secrets products?
Tina Leighton Martin Awww smiley faces, well some are frownin
Isaac DeAndre Chatman Are Those Cooters???????
Alyssa Kaplan Nasty. I’m never eating cupcakes again!
Geo. Comeau I remember the third one from the left…
Chris Adams Betcha can’t eat just one.
Mike Ashmore And all this time i thought the male genetalia was supposed to be the member that didnt arouse “excitement” upon exposure… But those things are terribly unappealing! I guess us men lose sight of that and get distracted by the whole cute face/little waist thing.
James Robinson I beg to differ, these pussies don’t look that tasty. Some actually look like buttholes.
Tommy Hall why post such a nasty pic? just sayin..haha..
Frank Barrett This pic gives me a boner !
Mike O’Brien so wrong
Jessica Verzone I don’t even know what to say….
Elspeth Miller WIN!!!! But gross. I’d eat one…. mainly just to say I did it.
Hunter Jubela Wat r the p**** cupcakes for
Paula Reynell Not the kind of cupcake you lick the frosting off of!
Jones Bertram Should I report this photo?? Lol
Guy Hipsher Yummy! Oops… Inside thought.
Colt Lee This takes some serious talent! Got to appreciate art.
Levi Calhoun LOL awesome. Im kinda suprised fb hasnt taken this down yet.
Ernesto Alcantar Hell yeah shit looks good! Lol!
Pj Sho Holman There is something about the strawberry filled ones that don’t sit right with me…….
REALLY?!?! That’s all?!?! “Gross” or “hot” are pretty much all people have to say, with little exception?
And in looking closer, I noticed that a distressing number of the “gross” comments come from WOMEN and the “hot” comments come from men (this is why I kept the names in). Which breaks my heart. The general rule was not universally true, thank goodness, but to an alarming degree women viewed the vulvas as disgusting and men viewed them as potential sources of masculine pleasure.
Literally, this makes me want to cry.
On investigation, I’ve generally concluded that they must be made by the folks at Evil Cake Shop, which, I’ll be honest, is a bit disappointing. Can I confess that I had hoped it was some glorious feminist sex-positive, body positive cake shop that specializes in celebrating the beauty and diversity of women’s bodies?
But no. Evilness. Grossness. *sigh*
Still. They ARE beautiful.